are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven

STOP NORMALIZING BEHAVIOR

adrianianam

If you do things, fuck you.

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds*
me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

agirlinahellasweater:
“ POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF
”

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

image

*gets shot in the leg*
“are you ok?”
“i’m fine just tired haha”

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

flapwagon

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

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